Kenny

Stone: Yep, Kenny's dead. He might come back though, there might be something for Kenny in the future. It's funny that people care so much for Kenny, he's not even a character, he's like this orange blob that just moves around. People projected a lot of love on him. 

Older episodes:

This Week:
Towelie:
A new character which means new $merchenidse$ also, towls: what the government isn't telling you. Well it isn't really the government it's actually a resitance group disgusing themselves as the evil United States Government trying to stop an alien race from making the perfect towel. The aliens succed but the towel likes to get high. The way the episode went, it seems as though Matthew Stone and Trye Parker were high when they made this episode...
"You're the worst charactor ever Towelie."
"I know."

Last Week:
Proper Use of a Condom:
The school is teaching sex ed, and obviouslly the boys are seperated from the girls. Mr. Macky teaches the boys, while Ms. Choksondik teaches the girls. Unfourtanatlly, Mr. Garrison teaches how to use a condom. I would rather not talk any more about this episode, very disgusting.
"You can;t milk a dog."
"Yeah you can watch.... Red rocket, red rocket..."
>squirt<
"Wow that was awsome."

Two Weeks Ago:
Cartmanland:
Eric Cartman inhrits $1,000,000 and imedatlly blows $1,000,000. He uses the money to buy an amusment park then decides to not let anyone in, especially Stan and Kyle. Don't worry though, nobody eats their own parents in this episode. To keep Stan and Kyle out of the park he hires a security guard to keep people out, but in order to do so he neeeds to let 2 people into the park at $29.95 each. He then has to hire everyone else that works in an amusment park, so people have to come. You would think Cartman would be happy with all the money rolling in, but he's, because he wants the amusment park all to himself. So he selld the park back to the orginal owner. The IRS then comes to take taxes and the money that the family of the boy who died in the park (guess who) who are suing. Cartman still owes them money though, he trys to get the park back, but the orginal owner says no. In other news, Kyle almost dies from a hemroid infection, because he's just given up on life since Cartman got $1,000,000. Once he sees Cartman's life ruined the hemroid disapears and Kyle is find again. God Matt & Trey are sick.
"And the rest of this is for the family of the boy who died in your park."
"Kenny? But Kenny always dies!"

Three Weeks Ago:
Behind the Blow:
Kenny lived it's not fair. That's only what the fourth time it has happened. Any way Terrence & Philip broke up. Terrance is still doing immature fart jokes, but this time it's with an American who's wearing Philip's shirt. Philip in the mean time is starring in Canadian Shakspere (Oh God it hurts). Meanwhile in South Park, Colorado, Earth Day actvists are supposally brainwashing people to save the Earth from Repulicans. I didn't like that since I, n5298k (aka Shadow), am a Repulican. The boys tried to get Terrance & Phillip to perform for Earth Day, but they really hate each other so they don't. Luckilly, Kyle taped Terrance & Phillip: Behind the Blow last month and played it. This caused the Earth Day activists to chase the boys around the town and chopping off poor Kenny's limbs. After seeing behind the blow, Terrance and Phillip get back together.
"Which later started the American-Canadian War where over 8,000,000 people lost their lives."