Cast Biographies

CAST
Marsh, Stanly: Barfs evertime he sees the girl he likes. Has a sister who beats him, a 102 grandfather who wants to kill himself, and a mother who helped another mother to destroy Canada.

Brofloski, Kyle: Stan's best friend. Every Chtistmas he sees a little piece of poo that talks comes out of the toilet on Christmas eve. He's the only Jewish kid in town. His dad is a laywer, his mom once tried to destroy Canada with help from all the other mothers in the town, and his brother is adopted and Canadian.

Cartman, Eric: He is the fattest kid in town. He once went to juvee for throwing a rock at an African American. His mom is his dad and mom she's a hermaphadite, you get the picture. He has hates Stan and Kyle and once my made a kid eat his own parents because the kid sold Cartman his pubs, long story...

McCormick, Kenny: His mom is religious. You don't really hear much about his brother, Kevin. His father is an alcholic who had a broken left tessie, drank vodka with 900 abortion pills in it, and last but not least he was molested by 20 middle aged males who were running around naked in hotel trying to moleste the boys of South park. Kenny has extremlly bad luck, and we'll just leave that at that. (Rest in Pieces, Kenny)

Timmy: The first handicpped kid in South Park. He was Helen Keller in a play, made a pet out of a retarded turkey, the lead singer in a band (Timmy & Lords of the Underworld), a wheel chair with a time machine, his parents are also hanicapped and you only see them once.

Tweak, Tweak: According to his parents the kid has ADD but it's obvious that the kid has a bit to much caffine (I mean he can't fall asleep). Once he got into a fight with another kid named Craig. His father owns a coffee shop called Tweak's Coffee. Every mourning Officer Barbrady comes in to have is usual (being slapped in the face with a cat). The coffee shop was almost I mean it was (most likely) bought out by Harbuck's Coffee. Why? Becasue the coffee tastes like crap. His mother is a house wife. His undewear is always stollen everyday at 3:30 in the mourning, even though his mother says he keep loosing his underpants...

Craig: Once got into a fight with Tweak. He's alway's being sent to the Mr. Macky's office for flipping people off. Everyone in his family also flip people off all the time. I mean everyone. His mom, his dad, and even his little sister.

Token: The only African American kid in town. He oncw pissed off Cartman so bad that Cartmas threw a rock at him. Cartman was then sent to juvie for this horrific hate crime. With help from Stan and Kyle (Kenny had already died) they were able to free Cartman and beat the girls in a sled race down Phil Collins hill.

Testaburger, Wendy: Stan's girlfriend. Once she had the hots for Cartman. She then told her friend Be-Be (pronounced Bay-Bay. Be-Be had an idea. Once Wndy made out with Cartman (she kissed him for about a minute or so) and after that she was fine. Stan was pretty shocked after this I mean the kid just had a shocked expression on his face untill the after the commercial break and kissed Cartman right after a commercial break.

Be-Be: Her name is prounounced "baybay". She is Wendy's best friend. Once she tried to make Wendy look sexy so Stan would notice Wendy instead of the lesbian teacher Miss Ellen. Another time, Wendy told Be-Be that she like Cartman, boy did Be-Be scream.

Towelie: The newest member. For only $18.99 you can buy an I Love Towelie T-shirt, unless you don't like Towelie than you can buy a I Hate Towelie T-shirt. Also you can buy a towel with all of Towelie's catch phrase. (NOTE: Towelie's catch prase is, "You wanna get high?) Wait Comedy Central's store no longer sells these things hopefully they sell them somewhere else. Anyway, Towelie is a genetically engineered towel who wondered off one day into South Park and meet our four favorite foul mouthed brats. He helps them get their Game Sphere back after the people who made him take it away from them, then it was the government, then back to people who made Towelie, and so on and so forth. Towelie can only use his special powers of remembering when he gets really high.

Broflovski, Ike: Kyle's little brother. Ike is adopted. He's Canadian or is he a trash can? Ike is a genius and goes to kidnegarton even though he's only 3! Kyle enjoys kicking Ike in the thrilling game of, "Kick the Baby." And for only $19.95, plus a 5% tax, and $16 shipping and handling, you can own this fantastic game!

Marsh, Shelly: Shelly is Stan's older sister, devotes her time into beating the living s**t out of Stan. She has to wear head gear and that's the only way she can get her anger out

Fillmore: He is one of Ike's classmates and once ran against him for class president. He's realted to Roise O'Donnell, even though it would make more sense if he was related to Al Gor, because Fillmore acted like a big baby and damnded recout after recount when he lost the election.

McCormick, Kevin: This is Kenny's older brother. He's filthy and stupid. How do i know he's name is Kevin you ask? Well watch episode 210, Chickenpox, very closely.

Starvin' Marvin: He's an Ethreopion (Ethiopian for those of you who didn't see this episode)he was shipped to the boys by accident instead of a Tako Sports Watch...

Pip: Is the British kid, everyone hates him. They like calling fartboy, Frenchie, and spitting in his eye.

Clyde: The second fattest kid in South Park. When Cartman went to jail because he commited a hate crime by hitting Token with a rock, Clyde became the fat ass.

The Quints: These are the Acrobatic Romanian Quints. The boys decide to kidnap them so they can act in their circus. Janet Reno comes and forces then out of Stans house on Easter Sunday dressed as an Easter Bunny. Does this sound familiar or am I just thinking of something else, oh well Janet Reno sucked ass anyway.

Jimmy: The new handicapped kid in town who's in is Stan, Cartman, Kenny and Butters Mountain Scout Troop. He likes to be called "Handi-Capable" He ends up outshining our beloved Timmy with his stand up comic routine. Timmy shows him a thing or two about kicking ass, and kciking Jimmy out of scouts but it's too disgusting how he did it.

Scott Tenorman: He once tricked Cartman into buying his pubic hair for $16.12. He goes to Cartman's first annual Chili Con Carnival and finds out that he made a big mistake messing with the fat boy, because Cartman got him to out his own parents!!!


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		CAST Marsh, Stanly: Barfs evertime he sees the girl he likes. Has a sister who beats him, a 102 grandfather who wants to kill himself, and a mother who helped another mother to destroy Canada. Brofloski, Kyle: Stan's best friend. Every Chtistmas he sees a little piece of poo that talks comes out of the toilet on Christmas eve. He's the only Jewish kid in town. His dad is a laywer, his mom once tried to destroy Canada with help from all the other mothers in the town, and his brother is adopted and Canadian. Cartman, Eric: He is the fattest kid in town. He once went to juvee for throwing a rock at an African American. His mom is his dad and mom she's a hermaphadite, you get the picture. He has hates Stan and Kyle and once my made a kid eat his own parents because the kid sold Cartman his pubs, long story... McCormick, Kenny: His mom is religious. You don't really hear much about his brother, Kevin. His father is an alcholic who had a broken left tessie, drank vodka with 900 abortion pills in it, and last but not least he was molested by 20 middle aged males who were running around naked in hotel trying to moleste the boys of South park. Kenny has extremlly bad luck, and we'll just leave that at that. (Rest in Pieces, Kenny) Timmy: The first handicpped kid in South Park. He was Helen Keller in a play, made a pet out of a retarded turkey, the lead singer in a band (Timmy & Lords of the Underworld), a wheel chair with a time machine, his parents are also hanicapped and you only see them once. Dosh, Butters: Kenny's replacement, or so he thinks. Mother tried to kill him once when she found out about her husband's late night "shopping sprees" >cough< gay movies & "wrestling" >cough<. When he returned (so he could eat at Brannigans, {Butter's isn't a bright boy}) his parents told him to say he was abucted by some Purterican guy. Everybody seems to hate Butters, even more so then Pip! Tweak, Tweak: According to his parents the kid has ADD but it's obvious that the kid has a bit to much caffine (I mean he can't fall asleep). Once he got into a fight with another kid named Craig. His father owns a coffee shop called Tweak's Coffee. Every mourning Officer Barbrady comes in to have is usual (being slapped in the face with a cat). The coffee shop was almost I mean it was (most likely) bought out by Harbuck's Coffee. Why? Becasue the coffee tastes like crap. His mother is a house wife. His undewear is always stollen everyday at 3:30 in the mourning, even though his mother says he keep loosing his underpants... Craig: Once got into a fight with Tweak. He's alway's being sent to the Mr. Macky's office for flipping people off. Everyone in his family also flip people off all the time. I mean everyone. His mom, his dad, and even his little sister. Token: The only African American kid in town. He oncw pissed off Cartman so bad that Cartmas threw a rock at him. Cartman was then sent to juvie for this horrific hate crime. With help from Stan and Kyle (Kenny had already died) they were able to free Cartman and beat the girls in a sled race down Phil Collins hill. Testaburger, Wendy: Stan's girlfriend. Once she had the hots for Cartman. She then told her friend Be-Be (pronounced Bay-Bay. Be-Be had an idea. Once Wndy made out with Cartman (she kissed him for about a minute or so) and after that she was fine. Stan was pretty shocked after this I mean the kid just had a shocked expression on his face untill the after the commercial break and kissed Cartman right after a commercial break. Be-Be: Her name is prounounced "baybay". She is Wendy's best friend. Once she tried to make Wendy look sexy so Stan would notice Wendy instead of the lesbian teacher Miss Ellen. Another time, Wendy told Be-Be that she like Cartman, boy did Be-Be scream. Towelie: The newest member. For only $18.99 you can buy an I Love Towelie T-shirt, unless you don't like Towelie than you can buy a I Hate Towelie T-shirt. Also you can buy a towel with all of Towelie's catch phrase. (NOTE: Towelie's catch prase is, "You wanna get high?) Wait Comedy Central's store no longer sells these things hopefully they sell them somewhere else. Anyway, Towelie is a genetically engineered towel who wondered off one day into South Park and meet our four favorite foul mouthed brats. He helps them get their Game Sphere back after the people who made him take it away from them, then it was the government, then back to people who made Towelie, and so on and so forth. Towelie can only use his special powers of remembering when he gets really high. Broflovski, Ike: Kyle's little brother. Ike is adopted. He's Canadian or is he a trash can? Ike is a genius and goes to kidnegarton even though he's only 3! Kyle enjoys kicking Ike in the thrilling game of, "Kick the Baby." And for only $19.95, plus a 5% tax, and $16 shipping and handling, you can own this fantastic game! Marsh, Shelly: Shelly is Stan's older sister, devotes her time into beating the living s**t out of Stan. She has to wear head gear and that's the only way she can get her anger out Fillmore: He is one of Ike's classmates and once ran against him for class president. He's realted to Roise O'Donnell, even though it would make more sense if he was related to Al Gor, because Fillmore acted like a big baby and damnded recout after recount when he lost the election. McCormick, Kevin: This is Kenny's older brother. He's filthy and stupid. How do i know he's name is Kevin you ask? Well watch episode 210, Chickenpox, very closely. Starvin' Marvin: He's an Ethreopion (Ethiopian for those of you who didn't see this episode)he was shipped to the boys by accident instead of a Tako Sports Watch... Pip: Is the British kid, everyone hates him. They like calling fartboy, Frenchie, and spitting in his eye. Clyde: The second fattest kid in South Park. When Cartman went to jail because he commited a hate crime by hitting Token with a rock, Clyde became the fat ass. The Quints: These are the Acrobatic Romanian Quints. The boys decide to kidnap them so they can act in their circus. Janet Reno comes and forces then out of Stans house on Easter Sunday dressed as an Easter Bunny. Does this sound familiar or am I just thinking of something else, oh well Janet Reno sucked ass anyway. Jimmy: The new handicapped kid in town who's in is Stan, Cartman, Kenny and Butters Mountain Scout Troop. He likes to be called "Handi-Capable" He ends up outshining our beloved Timmy with his stand up comic routine. Timmy shows him a thing or two about kicking ass, and kciking Jimmy out of scouts but it's too disgusting how he did it. Scott Tenorman: He once tricked Cartman into buying his pubic hair for $16.12. He goes to Cartman's first annual Chili Con Carnival and finds out that he made a big mistake messing with the fat boy, because Cartman got him to out his own parents!!!